Remember the internet when we were kids?
kisstty: mshobo: bitterdays-sweetends: best-of-funny: savedbyahweh: naddyrg: clearly-misunderst0od: REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE
just a quick note to myself
this boy man has never gotten out of my head. its been 2 years and i still see him as this amazing being. if i had to think of someone that i would consider a “perfect” guy, it would be a lame version of him. i can only hope i’ll find someone like him one day. or he could just fall in love with me and we could have the best relationship ever and then our offsprings would be the...
prom tonight. fawk.
Where are my friends now? They’re not around when I need them.– Foster The People
sherrice: Houdini music video
Good handjob tips:
sincealways: Put your mouth on it.
I can't deal with my body anymore.
popcornmassacre: i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*